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Tales From The Hollywood Trenches: President Sheen II

June 23, 2012

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Charlie Sheen might be crazier than a bag of cats but that doesn’t mean he can’t run the free world. In fact, it might be a job requirement. Director Robert Rodriguez has just cast The Warlock as the President Of The United States for his next epic, Machete Kills.  He announced the news on Twitter Thursday and Chuck immediately re-Tweeted the announcement with the proper intro: “My fellow Americans…”

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It looks like Machete Kills is going to be a bit of a cray convention. Apart from Machete himself, the one, the only, Danny Trejo, and beautiful Amber Heard in the female lead, the flick will also feature Michelle Rodriguez (no relation), who told reporters at Cannes this year that black actors can only win Oscars for playing trashy characters, and Hollywood’s current King Of Crazy, Mad Mel Gibson.

Makes Chuck seem positively Presidential by comparison…

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